Obey the fist!

[prepareyourbladder]

That foolish Earth pig was going to PAY. Not only did he drag him into some bizarre doom-filled nightmare world in his big dumb head, then sacrificed him to the Halloweenies and left him to rot... but then once he FINALLY gets a chance to escape- gets the wrong coordinates and sends him into some filthy human dwelling! What was worse was that he couldn't get into contact with GIR to come pick him up. Which... wasn't entirely unusual but he couldn't help but worry how the little robot would fair again the candy starved zombies.

He needed to assess his location and get back to the base... and to do that he needed to go outside. He turned to the door and tried to pull it open. Hm. Stuck. Well, nothing some good Irken ingenuity couldn't fix!

...

So after about ten minutes pounding and kicking at the door like a two-year-old having a tantrum, Zim decided to take more drastic measures. Four spider-like appendages come from the odd pack-thing on his back and from the tips shoots a laser blast at the door... and problem solved. With a content little victory march to the front porch taking a deep breath of sweet, sweet, victory air!

Human Door: 0
Irken Empire: 1

Comments

[stupid_fucking_rope]

[As if the Mun Gods had it all planned out, Murphy is just returning to the 'filthy human dwelling' he shared with his brother. (who, for all intensive purposes, is elsewhere for now)

However, seeing their front door 'broken down', his mood very quickly deteriorates, an irritated scowl replacing his expression]

OI-! Kid!

[Approaching the porch]

Th'hell happened here?

[prepareyourbladder]

Hm?

[Oh right... humans might notice that the door with a Zim-sized square blown out of it]

Oh that, it was just... a moose. Nothing to worry about Earth stink.

[stupid_fucking_rope]

[...Okay what. He scratches a hand through his hair glancing round for a second as if checking if he's being punk'd or something. But, the green kids excuse is totally lost on the Irishman]

Ha ha, really fuckin' funny, kid..

[Stepping past him, Murphy unlocks the door and pushes it open, looking round the front room briefly, before turning his attention back to Zim, his tone the epitome of unimpressed]

Are yer parents around?

[prepareyourbladder]

.....................

[Earth locking mechanisms. He must have it. But D'oh! This place.... if he couldn't connect with GIR, then there was no way he would be able to contact the parent units...]

Oh, they're at home doing... normal parent things.

[stupid_fucking_rope]

[For fucks sake, where was was Connor when Murphy needed him? He was good with kids - or at least, better with them than he was.]

Are yeh here by yer'self? How far's yer house from here?

[So I can take you there and get a new door out of your parents]

Ye can't be more than what..10?

[Even that's a stretch in Murphy's mind - the kid was fuckin' tiny..]

1/3

[prepareyourbladder]

Yes.

[As to which question he's answering 'yes' to- have fun figuring that out. Watch it be the one about how far his house is]

So... Earth stink... where exactly is this place?

2/3

[prepareyourbladder]

[and then with little to no warning at all...]

WHO HAS KIDNAPED ZIM!?

3/3

[prepareyourbladder]

Tell me! tell mee!