Obey the fist!

[prepareyourbladder]

That foolish Earth pig was going to PAY. Not only did he drag him into some bizarre doom-filled nightmare world in his big dumb head, then sacrificed him to the Halloweenies and left him to rot... but then once he FINALLY gets a chance to escape- gets the wrong coordinates and sends him into some filthy human dwelling! What was worse was that he couldn't get into contact with GIR to come pick him up. Which... wasn't entirely unusual but he couldn't help but worry how the little robot would fair again the candy starved zombies.

He needed to assess his location and get back to the base... and to do that he needed to go outside. He turned to the door and tried to pull it open. Hm. Stuck. Well, nothing some good Irken ingenuity couldn't fix!

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So after about ten minutes pounding and kicking at the door like a two-year-old having a tantrum, Zim decided to take more drastic measures. Four spider-like appendages come from the odd pack-thing on his back and from the tips shoots a laser blast at the door... and problem solved. With a content little victory march to the front porch taking a deep breath of sweet, sweet, victory air!

Human Door: 0
Irken Empire: 1