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badfic_reloaded2011-11-21 07:42 am
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Sheldon isn't keen on the mystery meat...
What the fuck is this? Look at it. It's grey and has some goop on it. Is that supposed to be gravy?
[He takes a bite and winces before taking a large swig from his water glass.]
Okay, that's supposed to be gravy. The potatoes are too lumpy, the gravy tastes like watered down bat shit and who knows what the rest of that craps is supposed to be.
[He picks up his plate and tosses it back into the kitchen, hitting the chef with the plate.]
Learn to read a fucking recipe.
[He doesn't say much else as he walks away.]
[He takes a bite and winces before taking a large swig from his water glass.]
Okay, that's supposed to be gravy. The potatoes are too lumpy, the gravy tastes like watered down bat shit and who knows what the rest of that craps is supposed to be.
[He picks up his plate and tosses it back into the kitchen, hitting the chef with the plate.]
Learn to read a fucking recipe.
[He doesn't say much else as he walks away.]